3half:

staceyrabs:

Daft Punk - Digital Love (cover)
Passion Pit - Sleepyhead (Neo Tokyo Remix)
Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc
Bob Marley - Is This Love
MGMT - Kids

I SLAMMED THE REBLOG BUTTON SO HARD AFTER HEARING 2.5 SECONDS OF THIS

Dude-face! Noooo!

So, I post something about not liking to text people first because it makes me feel annoying.  A few people respond.  Guy-dude text’s me.  Just a simple “hey,” we chat on my break.  He tells me sure, to text when I get off work.  I do.  We chat a bit more.  Then he mentions something that he’ll have to tell me in person next week or something, because it’s a long story.  Something about a mid adulthood crisis, or fuck up.  And it apparently involves someone else he’s typing/texting to.

Soooo hoping it’s not who I think it is….

Plllleeeeeease, don’t let it be who I think it is.

Things were going so weeeellll, ugh.

(Source: weheartit.com)

nintendonut1:

twilightvestige:

nintendonut1:

twilightvestige:

nintendonut1:

thoracs:

Rare is like that uncle who gave you $20 every time you see him and make dirty jokes that you didn’t get until today. But then one day uncle Rare thought about reevaluating his life and now instead of making cool games, like Conker and Banjo Kazooie, he’s all about being healthy and makes Kinect Sports. From time to time he tries to go back to old times but you know it will never be the same.

cries hideously because it’s so true

Change it to Uncle Rare had a stroke and is incapable of going back to how he used to be and you’ve got it made.

oh my god

so is microsoft represented by his smoking habit or

Nah, Microsoft is that one relative who insists on keeping Uncle Rare alive so that he might get a good piece of the inheritance when he should really just let Uncle Rare die quickly and not slowly and painfully.

this has gotten super fucking dark holy shit

and grant kirkhope is the cousin that’s like cut all family ties

littleyellowboxes:

letloosethekraken:

Best one yet.

Agreed.

(Source: evilfaeries)

rinlockhart:

danceanddestroy:

thrashin-nordic-ripshred-reaper:

Oh my fuck. It’s like they took my personality whilst playing video games, and made a meme from it. I do every single one of these things. Seriously, this is awesome.

Oh, look, me playing the AC games and all of Pokemon ( FUCKING CAVES)

I hate myself now

Holy shit.

(Source: manonfire)

(Source: madeupmonkeyshit)